The First Of The Month

Before I get into today's topic I would like to point out a few things. The first thing being that I am quite hungover from last nights debauchery (the photo to the left was taken while I was attempting to write this post). Fitting isn't it that the post to follow the bottle popping addiction is being written the morning after a big night at the palms. A magnum bottle of belvedere and two bottles of veuve have a tendency of leaving a mark especially when by the end of the evening you find yourself drinking from the bottle so please excuse me if today's post is completely incoherent.

The first of the month is every degenerate's favorite day. A chance at a fresh start, a revival of sorts; it is a day that we covet above all else especially towards the end of the month, it is after all the day that bank accounts get replenished. Sadly though it tends to be a short lived high, as by the third of the month the bank accounts are generally overdrawn. Ironic isnt it that most degenerates I know have the unique ability to boast business degrees and have no interest in fiscal responsibility. I cant hold onto a train of thought long enough to type any more my head is going to explode. So instead I will now just resort to giving you a stream of consiousness from a degenerate in his natural state. The word hangover is a mystery to me, where did it come from? I don't know, who cares. My house is such a mess, oh well. I love that everyone I know bought GE stock. It seems like such a well diversified and solid company with tangible value but share price continues to tank. What is GE at these days anyway, like eight bucks a share. As John would say I wipe my ass with that buddy. I love John. He serves as a role model to us all. I will leave you with a few videos to watch and the promise of a more concise post next time.



I can't even focus enough to find more videos so I will leave it at this, I bought a bunch of lottery tickets last night. $173,000,000 prize goes to the winner... thats a lot of bottles.